Before you read this, i have a very strange sense of humour. I found a quotes page, and i have cut and paste some of the funny ones in here, too funny to miss!
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. (IMHO: The funniest!)
My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
If you can't fix it with duck tape you haven't used enough.
"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay."
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
Honk If Anything Falls Off.
I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
" WARNING: in case of rapture, this car will be driverless. " (NOTE: I don't believe in secret rapture but i just found this amusing :D)
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
3 comments:
Haw haw! These are hilarious.
Rofl! the first one and the last one are the best... :D
Extremely funny , however i think u stole the duck-tape one from our local impression of a doctor , Jack Plested. :D
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